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Re: [at-l] Top Ten Ways to Spend $50 (fwd)

Sorry for the forward lines, my mail editor is acting weird...W.S.

> 5 More  great ways to spend $50 on the trail,
> 
> 5) Upon reaching a wet county in NC, buy a liter of Johnny Walker Black
> and a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Take the left over money and buy six
> bottles of Advil, you'll need it after you wake up three days later and go
> "hey who drank all my scotch"
> 
> 4) In Monson, check in at Shaws and pay for the breakfast and dinner, go
> to the general store and buy all the Fat Bear Stout in the store, walk
> over to the lake and drink the stout, pass out on the dock, wake up late
the next day realizing
> you missed dinner and breakfast, payed for a bed that you didn't get to
> sleep in, check back in at Shaws, do it over again, this time with porter
> instead.
> 
> 3) Pulling into Gatlinburg, go to an AYCE, then go buy a couple of pints
> of Crown Royal, now go to a movie theatre (take your pack) for the early
> show,buy a jumbo coke and pour in the Crown, afterwards walk down the hall
> to the next theatre and see a
> different movie, during the closing credits hide behind the stage curtains
> until the theatre closes, because by this point in Gatlinburg you've spent
> way more than $50 and can't afford a place to sleep, crash in the theatre
> 
> 2) Approaching the Maryland line buy six packs of Marlboro Reds and a six
> pack of Coke. Drink four cups of coffee at the store, buy ten candy bars,
> now your ready for the Maryland in a day challenge, hike fast and hike
> hard, you've only got 24 hours to do 40 some-odd miles, save the rest of
> the $50 for the pain medicine you'll need for the four day recovery
> period.
> 
> 1) and the best way to spend $50 along the trail....NL#5
> 
> 
> 
Will Strickland
Internet: gt0556d@prism.gatech.edu

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