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Re: [at-l] Bears, Frogs & stuff

Richard S. Lubitz wrote:
> 
> If I ever find myself covered with honey, vanilla and cinnamon while
> in a froggy position, I hope felix isn't around
> 

Far be it from me to tell anyone when, where or how to use their honey, 
vanilla and cinnamon while in any poition. But, be very careful in some 
of the northern counties of Georgia. I once spent four months 
incarcerated in White County Georgia. Seems there's a fine line between 
good clean fun and something they call "Perverse" in Georgia. Ironically, 
this was the same county in which me and my hiking part, Ned, got 
ourselves in a heap of trouble once. We had decided to take a little 
canoe trip, instead of hike. I throw a banjo in the car and head out. 
Halfway to the river, we stop for some coffee. Well, as luck would have 
it, I spilled it all over my lap. No spare underwear. I get to looking 
around the car, and sure enough, under the seat was a pair of Mrs. 
Felix's panties. (No idea) I slide the panties on and we go on our way. 
We get into the canoe and I start picking a tune on the 'jo. Next thing I 
know, there's this bald kid on the shore, matching me note for note. 
Well, Ned starts paddling towards the boy. This turned out to be a 
horrible thing. We get to the shore and I'm plucking away. Before I 
realized what was happening, the shore is covered with hill folk. Most of 
'em had guns. Well, they ordered us out of the canoe. We started walking 
up thru the woods when we got to a couple of big Oak trees with ropes 
tied to 'em.  One of the guys apparently thought that he and I had the 
same size pants, because he told me to take mine off. Well, there I stand 
in Mrs. Felix's panties. "Now, git them panties right on down. Git 'em 
down" "This one here sure got a pretty mouth, don't he?" all kinds of  
cat calls from the crowd. It gets kinda ugly from here. I will tell you 
that Ned won't eat pork to this day. Anyway, just check with your local 
law enforcement agency before heading into the froggy position.


-- 
Felix

Now with FICTION!!! http://members.tripod.com/~Felixhikes/index.html

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