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[at-l] Lederhosen Wearin Aliens
- Subject: [at-l] Lederhosen Wearin Aliens
- From: DSS <sevy@kezarlaw.com>
- Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 08:15:33
You Know you've been on the trail too long when:
1. You spend a morning at the shelter writing a nasty letter to Wingfoot
because that Pizza Hut you ate at last night was AYCE when it didn't say so
in his book, damm it !!
2. You name your lekis "Prancer" and "Blitzen" and become tearful when you
forget which one's which !!
3. You tell everyone that you were abducted by Lederhosen wearin aliens
when you can't explain why it took you 5hours to hike up Tray Mt.
4. You tell everyone at the shelter that you saw the Energizer Bunny cross
the trail just a few minutes ago and that they all should get out of their
bags and help you look for it damm it !!
5. You've applied for a patent for "Leki-alls" = easy slip on covers for
your hiking sticks in Maple, Birch-bark and of course Camo.
The Bamaman
David S. Severance
sevy@kezarlaw.com
visit the Ossipee Mountain News Hiking Page at:
http://www.conknet.com/~d_severance
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