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Some thru-hiker jokes



I don't know if these are old and have been around or not.  I'm new to this
list.  Hope these aren't too corny.

Q:  What's the difference between a thru-hiker and a weekend hiker.
A:  The thru-hiker picks up the M&M and eats it.

Q:  What's the difference between a thru-hiker and a weekend hiker.
A:  The thru-hiker leaves the bug he squashed on his leg - possibly
     for later!

Q:  How do you get four thru-hikers in a box?
A:  Tell them they can sleep there.

Q:  How do you get them to leave?
A:  Tell them they have to pay.

Q:  What's the difference between a homeless vagrant and a thru-hiker.
A:  Gortex.

Q:  How many thru-hikers can fit in a shelter on a rainy night?
A:  There aren't that many thru-hikers.

Steve Lund
"Uncle Wolf"
GA->ME '95