[at-l] Words of Wisdom

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1. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal  your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do  it

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and  leaky
tire.

3. Do not walk behind me, for I may  not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for
I may not follow.  Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave
me
the hell alone.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be  replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique.  Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both  feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple  of car
payments.

8. Before you criticize someone,  you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you  criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for  you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to  fish, and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer  all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it  was
probably worth it.

12. If you tell the  truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug;  some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get  to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in  half and put it
back in your pocket.

16. A  closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a  light side and a dark side,
and it holds the  universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women.  Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when  your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until  just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut  up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a  laxative on
the same  night.