[at-l] The surprise hiker at the PA Ruck

[atrailhiker at adelphia.net (Marsha)]

There is no cell tower near Pine Grove. This means you cannot phone me 
on my cell at the Ruck to ask me who the surprise hiker is if you are 
not attending. Your punishment for not attending is to wait until 
someone returns home and posts the message. This means that Grey Owl and 
Sparky will probably be the ones to spill the beans first.

I've asked Donna not to tell anyone that phones the hostel who the 
surprise hiker is (she doesn't know right now). And if you go asking for 
someone during the Ruck and ask them, I'll find out and make your life 
miserable as hell. I will spam your inbox from sites you never heard of. 
I will wait at post offices and return your mail drops. I will drown you 
at Trail Days. I am woman hear me.

To make it harder on you because you are not attending the PA Ruck, I'm 
going to give you several clues. And Felix did not put me up to this. 
He's too kind to think up such a scheme.

It is NOT:  Baltimore Jack, Felix, Bill Bryson (gimme a break), Larry 
Luxenburg, Flyin Brian, Sly, G. W. Bush, Colin Fletcher, RNR (that was 
good), John Shaffer (Earl's brother), Squeaky, Earl's ghost, Nimblewill 
Nomad, Ray Jardine, Thee Clyde.

IT IS:

Male (ok that narrows it down to half)
Handsome (narrows down to half of that)
Highly intellectual (and now you have a probable 80% chance of guessing) HA

Now obviously if you email me with the correct guess I cannot 
acknowledge that. Sorry. However, for your correct guess I will mail you 
a DVD slideshow of this year's PA Ruck when I return.

Okay-back to packing. Or is that backpacking. Whatever.

Marsha