[at-l] Re: SoRuck was Three things...

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In a message dated 10/6/2005 1:22:22 PM Eastern Daylight Time, 
nightwalker.at@gmail.com writes:

> I think it's one of them 'relativity' things. Not the Einstein type. The
> type where you look all baby-fresh-clean-and-innocent when compared to the
> ShelleyeHale and Dawg. That kinda relativity, ya know?
> 

Speaking of Einstein (well kinda...)

Einstein goes to heaven.? At the Pearly Gates 
Saint Peter tells him "You look like Einstein, 
but you have NO idea the lengths that some 
people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you 
prove who you really are?" 
?? 
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, 
"Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" 
?? 
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard 
and chalk instantly appear. 
?? 
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane 
mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity. 
?? 
Saint Peter is suitably impressed.? "You really 
ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to Heaven!". 
? 
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint 
Peter asks for credentials. 

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard 
and chalk?" 
?? 
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead". 
?? 
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches 
a?! ; truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of 
the chalk. 
?? 
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist 
you claim to be!" he says. "Come? on in". 
?? 
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. 
Bush.? Saint Peter scratches his head and says, 
"Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove 
their identity.? How can you prove yours?" 
?? 
George W. looks bewildered and say, "Who are 
Einstein and Picasso?" 
?? 
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."?