[at-l] Medidcal Alert with a Political Bias (not mine)

[Bror8588 at aol.com (Bror8588@aol.com)]

A friend who resides in St.  Croix sent this to me (apparently to get a 
rise).  I think it is funny and  applaud the creative thinking that is expended to 
poke fun at and ridicule the  leaders of this country.  It is too bad that 
those opposed to the policies  cannot come up with any solutions to the needs of 
our country.  All they  can do is criticize what the creative minds in charge 
put forth.  If a  Presidential Candidate from the left side of the spectrum 
would put forth one  (1) positive idea in a campaign they would be in power.  
How does it feel  to be bereft of creative ideas that matter?  I don't know but 
some will  find the following brings a soothing laugh.  Even I thought it was 
funny  (not true but funny).
 
Skylander
 
The Center for Disease  Control has issued a warning about a new virulent


strain of  sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted


through  dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called


Gonorrhea  Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have


contracted  it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite


of having  taken measures to protect themselves from this especially


troublesome  disease.





Cognitive symptoms of individuals infected with  Gonorrhea Lectim


include, but are not limited to: Anti-social  personality disorder


traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct  messianic flavor; chronic


mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive  dissonance;


inability to incorporate new information; pronounced  xenophobia;


inability to accept responsibility for actions;  exceptional cowardice


masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled  facial smirking;


ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward  creating


evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for  categorical, all-or


nothing behavior.





The disease  is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are


amazed and  baffled that this malignant disease originated only few years


ago in a  Texas Bush.