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[at-l] Fwd: Trip To Hooters
- Subject: [at-l] Fwd: Trip To Hooters
- From: sloetoe at yahoo.com (Sloetoe)
- Date: Wed Apr 13 12:59:58 2005
Seems way too appropo, no?
--- NansLuck@aol.com wrote:
> From: NansLuck@aol.com
> Trip To Hooters
> A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a
> local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing.
Every once in a while, the lights would turn off.
> Each time after the lights would go out, the place would
> erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the
room went dead silent.
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use
> the restroom?"
> The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you
> should." "Why not?" the nun asked.
> "Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there,
> and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."
> "Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way." So
> the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom.
> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
> was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did
stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
> She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
> understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?"
> "Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the
> bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
> "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on
> that statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole
place. Now, how about that drink?"
Spatior! Nitor! Nitor! Tempero!
Pro Pondera Et Meliora.