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>On Apr 8, 2005 1:49 PM, firstname.lastname@example.org <email@example.com> wrote:
>> "And I saw when it (angel) opened the sixth seal ...
> I like seals, but not as much as penguins and polar bears.
> Anyone have a good polar bear story for us? One that mixes in hiking,
>ultralight gear, and maybe a little punnery?
> It is Friday, after all.
> Where is KellyGoVols' Friday humor when we need it?
Of course everyone knows how to catch a polar bear. Dig a deep hole
in the ice. Place peas carefully around the ice hole. Now, when the
polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Gabby Art Cloutman
Life is Good!!!