[at-l] Extinction?

[shane at theplacewithnoname.com (Shane Steinkamp)]

>  I like seals, but not as much as penguins and polar bears.

I've never had seal.  Does it taste like chicken?

> Anyone have a good polar bear story for us? One that mixes in hiking,
> ultralight gear, and maybe a little punnery?

I could tell you the story about the polar bear who hiked the FT naked, but
I don't know if you could bare to hear it.

> It is Friday, after all. Where is KellyGoVols' Friday humor when we need
it?

I'm not Kelly, but I could try...

How's this:

***

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother
asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too
embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a
photo in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He's
really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,

Felix,

Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes your nose look
short.

Love, Grandma

***

Shane