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[at-l] Re: Grits - the last words(s) -morphed to potatoes



 
In a message dated 1/27/2005 6:04:13 PM Eastern Standard Time,  
mapster@charter.net writes:

How do  you render lard without hurting the wee  piggies?




It wasn't the message that rendered the lard but I will agree that  rendering 
lard does tend to hurt the pigs (but that is why they exist).  No  one raises 
pigs to just look at them.  Well, some may.
 
That reminds me of the Chicken and the Pig who had been asked to make a  
donation to the SORUCK's Sunday breakfast.  The Chicken agreed and  said that she 
would donate her eggs but the pig objected.  The chicken  chided the pig -- "I 
am making a donation why can't you?"  The pig replied,  "That's just it, you 
are making a donation but for me it would be a total  commitment!"  
 
There is another story out there that described a three legged pig and the  
owner saying something about the weather was too hot to kill it so he was 
eating  one leg at a time.  
 
Well, it is tough being at the top of the food chain.  Too many  decisions to 
make.