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[at-l] Re: Grits - the last words(s) -morphed to potatoes
- Subject: [at-l] Re: Grits - the last words(s) -morphed to potatoes
- From: Bror8588 at aol.com (Bror8588@aol.com)
- Date: Thu Jan 27 18:06:59 2005
In a message dated 1/27/2005 6:04:13 PM Eastern Standard Time,
mapster@charter.net writes:
How do you render lard without hurting the wee piggies?
It wasn't the message that rendered the lard but I will agree that rendering
lard does tend to hurt the pigs (but that is why they exist). No one raises
pigs to just look at them. Well, some may.
That reminds me of the Chicken and the Pig who had been asked to make a
donation to the SORUCK's Sunday breakfast. The Chicken agreed and said that she
would donate her eggs but the pig objected. The chicken chided the pig -- "I
am making a donation why can't you?" The pig replied, "That's just it, you
are making a donation but for me it would be a total commitment!"
There is another story out there that described a three legged pig and the
owner saying something about the weather was too hot to kill it so he was
eating one leg at a time.
Well, it is tough being at the top of the food chain. Too many decisions to
make.