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[at-l] (OT) Other perplexities.



On a long bike trip I did, my brother and sister kept coming up with vulture 
jokes after we kept seeing them.

Q.  What do you call a vulture who eats other dead vultures?
A.  A cannivulture.

Q.  What do you call a vegetarian vulture?
A.  A herbivulture.


In a message dated 1/12/2005 12:06:33 PM Eastern Standard Time, 
at-l-request@backcountry.net writes:

> Statute of limitations, Clark...surely you're familiar with that little 
> nugget of our legal system. You've waited too long for the answer to 
> this question to be timely. I will say that the other three things that 
> perplex me are things like...there has to be an exact moment in time 
> when a piece of meat goes bad. One specific second...if you drop it on 
> the grille right NOW....it's good...one second later, and you turn green 
> if you eat it...What is that moment called??  Another thing...do 
> buzzards eat dead buzzards? Hell, I don't know.
>