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[at-l] (OT) Other perplexities.
- Subject: [at-l] (OT) Other perplexities.
- From: MedusaJ at aol.com (MedusaJ@aol.com)
- Date: Wed Jan 12 11:29:48 2005
On a long bike trip I did, my brother and sister kept coming up with vulture
jokes after we kept seeing them.
Q. What do you call a vulture who eats other dead vultures?
A. A cannivulture.
Q. What do you call a vegetarian vulture?
A. A herbivulture.
In a message dated 1/12/2005 12:06:33 PM Eastern Standard Time,
at-l-request@backcountry.net writes:
> Statute of limitations, Clark...surely you're familiar with that little
> nugget of our legal system. You've waited too long for the answer to
> this question to be timely. I will say that the other three things that
> perplex me are things like...there has to be an exact moment in time
> when a piece of meat goes bad. One specific second...if you drop it on
> the grille right NOW....it's good...one second later, and you turn green
> if you eat it...What is that moment called?? Another thing...do
> buzzards eat dead buzzards? Hell, I don't know.
>