[at-l] Friday Humor -- "Uncle Frank"

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?**Pick Up**??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?"Hello? "????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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? "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone? "????????????????????? 
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? "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"??????????????? 
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?After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an 
Uncle?Frank"???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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? "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"??????? 
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?Brief Pause??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the?? 
?table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that 
?Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"???????????????????????????????? 
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? "Okay Daddy, just a minute"?????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did 
it?Daddy"???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?"And what happened honey? " he asked?????????????????????????????????????? 
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?"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and? ran 
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?screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and? 
now she isn't????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
?moving at all! "?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?"Oh my God! ! ! What about your Uncle Frank? "???????????????????????????? 
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? "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and??he 
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?out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But Iguess he 
didn't??know that you????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
?took out the water last week to clean it,? he hit the bottom of the pool?and 
I think he's dead"???????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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? ***Long Pause***????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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? ***Longer Pause***??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
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?Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? ?? Is this 555-7039?