[at-l] Trail Maintainance Question - Need Saw

[hudsom at us.ibm.com (Mark Hudson)]

<<Imagine, holding one end of the saw in your mouth while sawing off your
arm.
Would that be a way of dealing with the pain (bite down) or have you not
thought that when you scream you open your mouth (thus letting go of one
end of
the saw)? >>

If a hiker screams in the wilderness while sawing his arm off, and there's
no one to hear him, does he make a noise?

Followed by my old favorite:

If a man says something in the forest, and there's no woman to hear him, is
he still wrong?  <duck!>

skeeter