[at-l] Your Tuesday hue more

[GoVolsKelly at aol.com (GoVolsKelly@aol.com)]

Sorry to all of you I already sent this to  privately. 
1.     Who was the first person to look at a cow and  say, ?I think I?ll 
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes  out?? 
2.     Who was the first person to say, ?See that  chicken there?  I ?m 
gonna eat the  next thing that comes outta it?s butt.? 
3.     Why is there a light in the fridge and not in  the freezer? 
4.     If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is  there a song about him? 
5.     Why do people point to their wrist when asking  for the time, but don?
t point to their crotch when they ask when they ask where  the bathroom is? 
6.     Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you  get undressed if they 
are going to look up there anyway?  
7.     If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all  that Acme crap, why didn
?t he just buy dinner? 
8.     If quizzes are quizzical, what are  tests? 
9.     If electricity comes from electrons, does  morality come from morons? 
10.  Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,  Twinkle Little Star have the     
same  tune? 
11.  Stop singing and read  on?? 
12.  Did you ever notice that when you blow in  a dog?s face, he gets pissed 
off, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks  his head out the window? 
13.  Does pushing the elevator button more  than once make it arrive faster?  
14.  Do you ever wonder why you gave me your  email address in the first  
place?