[at-l] Your Friday Humor (OT)

[GoVolsKelly at aol.com (GoVolsKelly@aol.com)]

*******You Know You're Living in 2004  When...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of  15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who  works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with  friends is that they don't have 
e-mail addresses.
 
 
***New Starbucks employees receive 31 hours of  training. One hour is spent 
learning to make a cup of coffee.

Thirty  hours are spent learning to say, "That will be $4.00," with a 
straight  face.
 
****And a really BAD one:
 
 
There was a man who had always lived in the  mountains and never been to the 
big city. He took his young son and went to New  York. They went inside a 
large hotel. They watched with amazement, as an elderly  woman, waking with a 
walker, got into the elevator. They stood there watching  the elevator go to a 
number of floors. Finally, it came back down. The doors  opened and out stepped a 
young gorgeous, shapely, blonde lady. The man said,  "Quick son, go get your  
mother."