[at-l] Funny and off topic

[GoVolsKelly at aol.com (GoVolsKelly@aol.com)]

Well.  I had this BBQ over d'weekend, and we had a rack of lamb left over.  
The Boy calls from the restaurant, telling me to cook'em up.  Well.  I told him 
NO!  I don't do grillin'.  I do stuff battered and fried in an ol timey iron 
skillet.  "YOU CAN DO IT HON!" says he.  Well, I did. 

Outside.

On the grill.

Five minutes after I put them chops on the grill... BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!!!!!!  
It's the smoke alarm.

Inside the house.

The grill is OUTSIDE.

EEEK!  Run outside take chops off grill.  Burnt to a crisp.  Smoke alarm 
INSIDE going BEEP BEEP BEEP!  Those chops are RUINED!  I threw them right in the 
garabage.

Call Boy, "Hon?  Them lamb chops?  I ATE THEM ALL!"  Sorry, they were really 
good.  Next time, okay?"

The end.

Love,
Kelly