[at-l] Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:

[jurbine at west-chester.com (Joel P. Urbine)]

Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously:
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>Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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>A day without sunshine is like, night.
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>On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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>I just got lost in thought  It was unfamiliar territory.
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>42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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>I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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>Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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>He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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>The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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>   Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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>   Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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>   A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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>   Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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>   Get a new car for your spouse.  It'll be a great trade!
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>   Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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>   Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
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>   If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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>   How many of you believe in telekinesis?  Raise my hand...
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>   OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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>   If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked 
>something.
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>   When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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>   Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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>   Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.
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>   If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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>   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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>   What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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>   I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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>   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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>   AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS - - -
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>   Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What 
>happened?!"