[at-l] if...

[shane at theplacewithnoname.com (Shane Steinkamp)]

> Naaah....that'd never work. You know how'd it be...after all the
> talkin' was done, we'd start enjoyin' the not talkin', too...then,
> you'd have another piece of pie (I don't eat much pie, to be honest)
> and just start watchin' out in the front yard for something to happen.
> Then, you'd realize that even though nothing really happened, it was
> really enjoyable just watchin' to see if it did, or not. Next thing ya
> know, you're sleepin' on the porch next to stoat cuz it's too late to
> drive home.

Nah.  Never happen.  I've got a three year old daughter.  She gives me some
peace now, but not much quiet.  After the pie and the ten minutes, she'd
drag me off somewhere, never to be seen again...

> And, another thing, I ain't takin' this porch, or its swing, half
> way to Louisianana for to meet you there.

Fair enough.  It wouldn't be near as good anywheres else anyhow.  Amazin'
how some things is best right where they is.

Shane