[at-l] OT - Saturday morning

[AThiker at smithville.net (Felix)]

Mark Hudson wrote:

>Either I caught a virus from my computer, which caught it from Felix... or
>the ghost of Felix is hanging out here in NY...
>

Wouldn't that imply that Felix is dead? Oh, the humanity. This could be 
the first case of a human catching a virus from a 
computer...unless...'human', huh?

>Yes, have to work today, at least it doesn't look like I'm missing any good
>weather.
>
Weather in Bloomington, IN has been perfect. Perfect, I tell you.

>Driving in way too early, and caffeine deprived at that, I came upon a
>mallard hen standing in the other lane of the road. 
>
Well, there is no such thing as a mallard hen...that may have been part 
of her problem....identity crisis.

>I kept waiting for her
>to either take off or at least moved to the far side of the road, but she
>stood her ground. As I passed her I was horrified to hear myself (or maybe
>Felix's voice in my head <lol!>) say "What's up duck?"...
>

Wasn't me. I'd have said something more like..."Drive it, or park it, 
lady" (I definitely wouldn't have asked what the name of that insurance 
is...tell me THAT isn't old.)

>It seems to be too early for her to have been waiting for ducklings to
>cross, but I don't have any other explanation.
>

Mallard hens with Procrastinary STDs will somethymes think they have 
ducklings, even though they've been putting it off.

>And then, around the next corner, were three deer in the field next to the
>road. Not a bad way to start the day....
>
Are you sure you were ON the road??

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Felix J.
ME-->GA '98
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