[at-l] Why I hate south Florida (OT)

[GoVolsKelly at aol.com (GoVolsKelly@aol.com)]

Well, I  am PISSED OFF!  We had a crab trap that we threw in the canal in the 
back yard.  Some kids in a canoe paddled by when we were pulling it up 
yesterday, and were remarking on the size of the crabs, etc., so we gave them what 
was in the trap.    Well, the damn thing is not there today..... The only 
people who KNOW that we have a crab trap are our immediate neighbors and those damn 
kids.  Those lousy sons-of-bitches.  I hope the crabs they catch give them 
hives.  I hope the crabs pinch the ever llivin' hell out of them.  I hope their 
canoe sinks.  I hope the trap rusts.  Arrghhh!  I'm going to set a trap for 
THEM!  God, but I hate a thief, and South Florida's full of'em.