[at-l] "...there'll be fighting in the streets..."

[AThiker at smithville.net (Felix)]

There comes a time in every man's life in which he seems to end up with 
a dog. Sometimes it is a tall dog...with brown legs. Other times the dog 
seems to be shorter, having legs of colours other than brown. Then, 
again, I've seen occasions in which the dog was of a height that seemed 
to be somewhere in the middle of tall and short and the colour of their 
legs was many and varied...sometimes having even brown amongst the 
colours making up the legs. There was the time I saw the three-legged 
dog. I can only guess that the colour of the missing leg was the same as 
the colour of the legs that weren't missing. Then again again...what if 
the three legs that weren't missing were actually missing from some 
other dog, or dogs...and, the colour of the legs weren't the same as the 
colour of the leg that was missing from the dog that now had the three 
legs from other dogs? That'd open a real can of worms. Now, that brings 
up a good question...who puts the worms in the can to begin with. And, 
do they live in there? I've never seen a three-legged worm. Canned or 
otherwise. How come on some food products you buy at food product 
selling places there will  be a thing that says "Best if purchased 
by..." does that mean that if you buy it by that date, it will then last 
forever at the place you take it from the store? Shouldn't it say "Best 
if used by..."? Then again, I've seen things last lots longer than those 
dates...and, I've seen things bad long before those dates...so, it 
really is a crap shoot. Hmmm...did I tell anyone I got a new dog?

-- 
Felix J. McGillicuddy
ME-->GA '98
"Your Move"
http://Felixhikes.tripod.com/