[at-l] OT: Hillary Joke

[nealb at midlandstech.edu (William Neal)]

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller of some local
repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic
delivered grave news. 

"There's no easy way to say this,
so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a
violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the
woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her
hands. 
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She
met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. 

"Will I be acquitted?"
William The Turtle