[at-l] Your Sunday Humor - Bear Talk

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Polar Bear Father/Son Talk

One afternoon in the Artic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow.  The son polar bear
turned to his father and asked, "Dad, am I 100% polar
bear?"

The father polar bear replied, "Of course, son, you're 100%
polar bear."

A few minutes pass, and the son polar bear turns to his
father again and says, "Dad, tell me the truth.  I can take
it.  Am I 100% polar bear? No brown bear or black bear or
grizzly bear?"

The father polar bear replies, "Son, I'm 100% polar bear,
your mother is 100% polar bear, so you are definitely 100%
polar bear."

A few more minutes pass, and the son polar bear AGAIN turns
to his father and says, "Dad, don't think your sparing my
feelings if it's not true.  I gotta know -- am I 100% polar
bear?"

The father polar bear was distressed by this continued
questioning and asked his son, "Why do you keep asking if
you're 100% polar bear?"

"Because I'm freezing!"

Datto


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