[at-l] Re: OT-POOR PITIFUL ME!

[hudsom at us.ibm.com (Mark Hudson)]

Geez, Not only did I forget the gun rack, I forgot the country music on the
8 track tape deck. Don't forget the truck has to have at least one blown
speaker...


                                                                                                            
                      KellyGoVols@aol.c                                                                     
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                      07/02/2003 10:02         Subject:  Re: OT-POOR PITIFUL ME!                            
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That was about the funniest God Damn post I've read in ages.  You should
post it to the list.

Hells Bells Skeeter!  You forgot the GUN RACK!  AND, for the record, I AM
from Tennessee.... justa li'l citified now.

GoVols


In a message dated 07/02/2003 9:57:12 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
hudsom@us.ibm.com writes:

 Hmm, can I resist trying to figure out what you have to do to prepare to
 go
 to Tennessee??? Yeah, right...

 Drop your car off at the rental place and pick up your pick-up. Where do
 you rent a clapped out '72 Ford pick-up anyway?

 Empty a case of of the cheapest beer you can find. Throw empties in back
 of
 pick-up.

 Stop at local pound. Pick up two hound dogs and one mutt. Place in back of
 pick-up with the empties.

 Borrow six kids from the various neighbors. Place in back of pick-up with
 the dogs and the empties.

 Stop at liquor store. Two bottles of Jack Daniels. One for you and one for
 the Boy. That's for the drive. You'll need two more bottles for when you
 get there.

 I'll assume you and the Boy already have your tattoos. If you don't have
 them yet you'll probably have to settle for the "Rub-on" kind.

 Black wax for covering up two of your front teeth.

 Extra money for bail.


 Check with Red, maybe she can tell you if I missed anything. <vbg>

 And if you think I lack restraint, I almost posted this to the list <lol>

 skeeter