[at-l] The Top 10 Ways to Keep Warm At The PA Ruck

[mcdermot@xxxxxxxxxxx (McDermott)]

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  If you are planning to camp outside,  I have some suggestions on how
to stay warm.


#10)  Heat up a hot water bottle and take it into your sleeping bag
#9)  keep a hand warmer in your pocket
#8) make a big campfire
#7) do not wear any cotton
#6) layer your clothing
#5) wear a good pair of heavy boots. (the ones that are to heavy to hike in)
#4) build an Igloo out of the plentiful snow
#3)  Get so stinking drunk that you don't feel the cold.  Alcohol is a
natural antifreeze, right.
#2) stay home in bed with your wife/husband and make love while others
are freezing their asses off at the PA Ruck

#1) sleep inside the mansion with the rest of the wimps (albeit warm and
cozy wimps)


Keep Warm
Panzer
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