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[at-l] media blitz



Social Critic Extraordinaire and General Trail Gadabout Roxy
opined:
"While some want the AT to be foil for obnoxious 'parapacker'
ridicule exclusively, there are those who see it more deeply.
The parapacker set somehow ends up not being resourced by the
media. I wonder why?"

And from the bushes comes a great rustling of leaves and the
snapping of the smallest of twigs (assembled for just that
purpose)... The rustling gathers in strength, with little
flashes of color distinguished amongst the autumn's greys and
browns: flutters of orange and blue, there green and purple,
there crimson and pink. The fluttering itself gathers in
intensity, whirling sounds now of flapping flags in strong
breezes -- It is the Parapackers!
Choreographed kaleidescope of motion and color, jumbled,
phrenetic, and in perfect unison. A wonder to the eyes, their
little capes flapping joyously in back of them as they cavort
amongst the season's leaves, mixing the light crunch of hardwood
leaves with the heavy snap of velour lined with variegated satin
linings, trailing out back of the intertwined Parapacker melee.

Suddenly, a swirl of smoke, and the unmistakable tang of Cuban
tobacco in the air. From behind a stump steps Ernesto, sniffing
the air to determine the range and direction of his patron. He
bobbs bushy eyebrows diffidently "Please! We are preparing to be
Resourced by The Mediaaa! Might you please correct the phrase,
using "Parapackers *Of* *Love*?"

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