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[at-l] The new hiking profile
Even in my hippie wanna be days, my truly hippy brother told me that no mat=
ter what I do, I look "innocent." That innocent look has proven helpful mos=
t of the time. However, back in the 70's I still got the attention of som=
e security agents.
I'd been vacationing in the Bridger National Forest in Wyoming. This was b=
efore my consciouness of artifacts that been raised, so please don't send m=
e any nastygrams. We day hiked into an old logging campsite--complete with=
a rusting 40's era truck, old equipment likewise rusting, etc. I found a =
large cast iron gear that I thought would make a great candle holder, espec=
ially with some dried flowers in some of the oval openings. (I can't help =
it; I'm female.) Husband advised me he would NOT carry it through the secu=
rity check.
I had no problem getting on the plane in Jackson. However, we had to chang=
e planes in Dallas--and go through security again. All I had in my carry-o=
n was that heavy gear and a down vest. Bells and whistles went off--very l=
oudly. Plain clothes guys appeared out of nowhere. They kindly asked if I=
would mind if they checked my lugggage. I smiled and said, "Of course not=
." They took me to a table off to the side and opened the carry-on. They =
pulled out that gear. I smiled again and said, "It will make a great candl=
e holder with some dried flowers tucked around it." They stared blankly, t=
hen shook their heads and sent me on my way.
Now, two months past my SECOND neck surgery, I have a metal rod and metal s=
pacers in my neck. (The first surgery didn't hold.) I can hardly wait for t=
he next security check. But I am getting a letter from my doc in case they=
don't buy my innocent look.
Joan
bluetrail@aol.com