[at-l] The AT-L Safeword Poem

[TOKTAADN@aol.com (TOKTAADN@aol.com)]

Okay, everybody, with feeling:

Hitler's satin straw man sheets
Fills one's mind with insane treats.
Light that doobie & deeply inhale
To make any sense of this email.

Babes galore for Hefner and Felix
Who's half the age with twice the helix
Unseemly offers of Lister's daughters by the gross
Then getting off for following too close.

Heinlein, Fonzie, Bryson and
Katz inhabit this Strange Land.
This thread a farcical, overdosed lark
With engineers and hippies "jumping the shark."

Now on to "Walden" in our group read.
It could be good with some good weed.
As into each chapter's nectar we burrow,
Forsaking the brief for the Thoreau.

Thus ends this dense and humorless poem
As the men in white shirts escort me home
Where I consort with those of my kind
Those who are legends in our own mind!

Happy trails,

Solar Bear