[at-l] Another reason not to wear underwear!

[Phil.Heffington@oc.edu (Phil Heffington)]

Didn't your mother always tell you to make sure and wear clean underwear in case you were in an accident?  Logically speaking, then, if you don't wear underwear you will be less likely to be in an accident.  Thus, you also wouldn't need to carry a cell phone.  Going "ultralight" seems to make more and more sense every day.