[at-l] Bear Joke

[dfaddleton@mindspring.com (David)]

Bear comes into a bar in Billings, Montana, and asks for a beer.
Bartender says, "We don't serve Bears beer here in Billings."
Bear says, "What?!"
Bartender says, "We don't serve Bears Beer in Billings!"
Bear says, "See that woman down at the end of the bar?"
Bartender says, "Yeah."
Bear says, "Yeah, I'll eat that woman right here if you don't give me a =
Beer."
Bartenter says, "Yeah, well, we don't serve billigerent bears beers here =
in Billings."
Bear says, "You don't believe me?"
Bartender says, "Yeah, well, we don't serve billigerent bears beers here =
in Billings."
Bear goes down to the end of the bar and returns, blood still dripping, =
says, "Give me a beer."
Bartender says, "Yeah, well we don't serve billigerent bears on drugs =
beer here in Billings."
Bear says,"Yeah, well I'm not a bear on drugs."
Bartendeer says, "Yeah, well, that was bar bitch you ate."
;-) Where are you when we need you FEEEEEEELIX?!
David Addleton
vocate atque non vocate deus aderit
http://dfaddleton.home.mindspring.com
http://dfaddleton.50megs.com


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