[at-l] Guns on the trail.

[datto_atl@yahoo.com (Datto)]

Rather than carry a gun and some kind of five pound
13" knife up the Trail, here's a weight saving tip you
might want to consider.

Convince Mike Tyson to thru-hike the Appalachian Trail
with you. That way, he carries your pack as well as
his own...for training purposes you know...and if'n a
hungry bear happens to stop by, you say, "Mike. See
that white boy in the bear costume? He just told me
you're a pansy because you talk with such a high
pitched voice.'

There you go. Carries your pack and provides the
needed protection against all fears too -- real,
imagined and scares from those pesky hiker-trash white
boys. And a bear's ear as a memento to remember the
Trail by too.

What a concept. No need to thank me. All in a days
work.

Hey...celebrity thru-hikes. Has anyone mentioned this
to Warren Doyle?

Datto


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