[at-l] Re: (and Roaches)

[KellyGoVols@aol.com (KellyGoVols@aol.com)]

The problem I have with the blasted things is that they would survive a 
nuclear explosion.   Why aren't we using the bass turds for testing to see 
how we can come up with a weapon or vaccine or something against nuclear 
attacks?   

All I know, is that they crunch, and LOUD, when you squish'em and I can't do 
that, the sound alone makes me cringe and that don't work half the time, and 
some are so large I can't lift my leg high enough to get enough oomph behind 
my stomp to kill the damn things.  And God help you if you use something to 
smack it with, and miss..... THEN you get to see the bass turds FLY.  But, 
hairspray, albeit a WHOLE CAN will stick it to any surface till someone who 
doesn't mind the "crunch" can come kill it.  I can't even be in the same room 
when they get smacked.  Eeeewww, could you imagine Alfred Hitchcock's "The 
Birds" replaced with flying Palmetto's?  

Another thing I can't stand is maggots.  But, I'd rather be covered with them 
than surrounded by GIANT FLYING ROACHES. So there.

Kelly


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