[at-l] Leeches, Spiders, & Gnat! Oh My!

[nealb@midlandstech.com (William Neal)]

I love horror movies and books.  But one time I ODed on a movie fest of
GIANT ATOMIC ANIMALS.  Then I read a horror story or novel about alien
slugs.  And I read another about creatures eating there way out of...  Plus
I had just read about the fish (in South America) that will swim up any
orifice in the human body.  And that weekend I went outdoors.  If I'd been
any older, my canteen would have been filled with BUD or PABST, and I'd have
carried a fifty pound sack of salt.

There are certain things you shouldn't do before you go traipsing around the
woods.

William, The Turtle