[at-l] Chocolate logic

[spiriteagle99@hotmail.com (Jim and/or Ginny Owen)]

This is a special for the chocolate lovers out there.
It may be a little late as a birthday present, but I
think it'll do nicely as justification for at least one
"birthday overindulgence".  It's even trail-related
since 'most' of us eat chocolate on the trail, even if
nowhere else.

Chew quietly,
Jim


>Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are
>vegetables; therefore, chocolate is a vegetable.
>
>Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar
>BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the
>vegetable category. Thus, it is further
>verified that chocolate is a vegetable.
>
>To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also
>contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a
>health food.
>
>Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices,
>and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as
>you want.
>
>If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
>you're eating it too slowly.
>
>The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
>from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in
>the parking lot.
>
>Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll
>take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
>
>If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white
>chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they
>actually counteract each other?
>
>Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make
>you look younger.
>
>Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things
>to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing
>done.
>
>A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily
>intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that
>handy?
>
>If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
>control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
>would be devastated. You can't let
>that happen, can you?
>
>REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts."



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