[at-l] Thanksgiving on the Trail...

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>From Team Triple Crown, the adventure continues!

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(11/22/01- MASS/CONN BORDER)......... Shock waves rattled the thru-hiking 
community early Thursday morning as most woke up to family gatherings and 
Thanksgiving Day celebrations across the country. In a stunning announcement 
released by Team Triple Crown (TTC) officials, it was confirmed that hiking 
guru Glenn 'Fiddlehead" Fleagle had in fact, came to America centuries ago 
with the original Pilgrims. As the news spread like wildfire here in northern 
Connecticut, further information slowly leaked from Team Triple Crown 
Headquarters, located on a remote island off the coast of Maine. It was 
reported and later confirmed by TTC Minister of Propaganda Osama Boss Hoggy, 
that Fiddlehead had also captained the Santa Maria and saved the huge vessel 
and its inhabitants, mainly explorer Chris Columbus, in a perilous storm. "I 
hated the stupid shoes, those wall-kicker things.......made my feet hurt," 
explained an exhausted Fiddlehead while shoving Thanksgiving Dinner down at 
Brad's All-U-Can-Eat BBQ Buffet in North Dumass, CT. "Sucks being 520 years 
old.....Did I mention I sell underwear?" Fiddlehead described life as a 
Pilgrim to be similar to that of life on the trail. He claims he still misses 
the big black hats and belt buckles, though.


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