[at-l] RE: For my kilt wearing friends...

[m2b@loa.com (Ryan Crawford)]

Someone has spent WAY too much time listening to Dr. Demento.  They need =
to spend more time out on the trail.

Bryan Bowers is the one that wrote the song.

MEANT 2B
GAME '97

PS.  And did I neglect to say that it is called "The Scotsman" and not =
"The Scotsman Song"  LOL!!!!!!!!


>Message: 50
>Date: Sun, 11 Nov 2001 09:02:00 -0500
>To: at-l@mailman.backcountry.net
>From: kahley <kahley7@ptd.net>
>Subject: [at-l] For my kilt wearing friends ..
>
>The Scotsman Song
>(Author Unknown)
>
>The Scotsman
>
>Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
>And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his =
share.
>He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
>And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.
>Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
>And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
>
> About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by,
> One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:
> "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
> I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!"
> Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
> I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!"
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> They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be;
> Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
> And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
> Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
> Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
> Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.
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> They marvelled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone.
> Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
> As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
> Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.
> Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
> Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.
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> Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the =
trees.
> Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.
> And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
> "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"
> Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
> "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"
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