[at-l] Quantum Field Theory of Baggage loss on Greyhound

[Phil.Heffington@oc.edu (Phil Heffington)]

Anklebear, don't you know that having your pack stolen at Damascus at
Trail Days is merely an extension of riding the bus?  It is the "Quantum
Field Theory of Greyhound Responsibility".  This theory states, "The
interaction of two separate systems is attributed to a field that
extends from one to the other and is manifested in an exchange between
the two systems."  Thus, because you rode the bus and then connected to
a shuttle which connected you to the tent in Damascus, you were in a
direct line of circumstances that made Greyhound a part of the system
which caused your pack to be stolen.

Next time you ride the bus you must make sure that there is at least one
genuinely negative experience between the bus ride and the possibility
of losing your pack in order to break the connection.  This will expel
the negative forces associated with the bus before it can create some
sort of disaster with your pack. 

You must be careful, though, because this applies to events that are
connected before you get on the bus, also.  Unfortunately, the negative
field connects to the bus ride from both directions in time.