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[at-l] Strange happenings part two
Tim Rich wrote:
> Nixon disavowed the existence of gum. He was agnewstic.
Yes, but later he invented the Trident missile and had lots to do with putting
lights at Wrigley and he even pardoned Bazooka Joe (what was he thinkin',
pointin' that gun at Patty Hearst?) Of course, he made it so you could only chew
gum during daylight savings time...
My dad used to feed Spiro Agnew's horse...'til Ehrilchmann found out.
Felix J. McGillicuddy