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[at-l] Long Trail - 10 ways to improve
- Subject: [at-l] Long Trail - 10 ways to improve
- From: email@example.com (Arthur Gaudet)
- Date: Thu, 21 Jun 2001 07:51:59 -0400
This is from the greenmountainclub.org website. It's meant to be
whimsical, so try to laugh... I had to LOL over #1, one I also
thought of while on the AT. --RD '97
>10 Ways to Improve the Long Trail
>1.Add a zip line over Route 9
>2.Omit Burnt Rock Mountain
>3.Install ladders to reach the ladders on the trail
>4.Name all unnamed peaks.
>5.Install people movers to all shelters greater than 0.1 miles off the trail
>6.Fill in Chittenden Reservoir
>7.Install pictures of the supposed views from all the 'viewpoints',
>(often called the 'anti-views' from our socked-in perspective)
>8.Put "This is definitely the top" signs on the summits of all named
>and unnamed peaks.
>9.Put "This is not the top" signs on all suspicious high points of land.
>10.Put a sign on the 25th and final summit of Ira Allen