> The Bear > Two campers are awakened by the sounds of an obviously large bear outside > their tent, looking for food at their campsite. Immediately, Chris pulls a > pair of running shoes out of his backpack and quickly puts them on. > Incredulous, his friend Michael says, "There's no way you can outrun that > bear." > > Chris replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun > you." >