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[at-l] Flaming Sil-Nylon Safer Than Doctors?
In a message dated 6/5/01 6:27:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
######On January 5, 1997 I had all ten reasons you gave answered. The next
time you get sick go talk to your FSN. I don't think the Dr. you refer to
needs someone like me to defend him, but it is because of people like him
that I am here. So here is my answer to your complaints
Top Ten Reasons Why Flaming Sil-Nylon May Be Safer Than Doctors:
10 - FSN has never taken out the wrong kidney, or cut off the wrong leg.
#### While these things may happen I don't know anyone that it happened to do
you? How many people do you know that went to a Dr. with a potentially life
ending problem and were cured?
9 - How you are treated by FSN doesn't depend on how good your insurance is.
### When I went to the hospital I could hardly speak. I told them my problem
and my daughter done the paperwork 7 hrs later. They had no way to know if I
even had insurance.
8 - FSN doesn't sit around with other FSN's devising ways to get massive
government grants for questionable research projects at taxpayer expense.
### A lot of discoveries have been made from questionable research projects.
I would question a researcher checking out mold but I sure am glad he did.
7 - FSN has never successfully been sued for malpractice.
But manufactures have successfully been sued for using it to cover babyseats.
6 - You know where you stand with FSN; it has never given anyone false hope
while bilking its victim, their loved ones and their insurance company for
every nickel it could squeeze out.
### Doc if my choice is spend all my money and all I can barrow and one of my
kids may live? Run every test try every idea you have. I can always make
more money but I kinda like the kids I have.
5 - FSN has never used Medicare fraud to cheat taxpayers out of billions of
####I have never had a Dr. cheat me. I decided to keep from being mad about
government waste I tell myself that all my tax dollar I pay in my lifetime
will never pay for the 5 mile bridge I drive over every day to work. I get
to use it on the payment plan. I send them 27% of my income each year and
they build me bridges.
4 - When FSN can't make it on its own, it doesn't sign on with a low budget
####Think maybe they might actually do it to help people?
3 - FSN has never taken a single kickback or free vacation from a
#### Do you have any idea how many hours Dr.'s work. If you can get a free
vacation by prescribing a drug from a company that gives you a vacation.
Have fun rejuvenate and be clear headed to fix me up when years of cigarettes
and fat take their toll. If I didn't believe in your integrity I am an idiot
for going to you for help.
2 - According to the U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services, mistakes by
doctors kill over 120,000 people per year. In all its flaming glory, and even
in a good year, FSN can't begin to compete with a track record like that.
Statistics like this are incredulous to me. How many do they save? Any
decent sized city in the US will save more than that. I like the odds.
And the Number One reason Flaming Sil-Nylon may be safer than doctors:
1 - FSN has never groped any patients while they were under anesthesia.
#### I seem to remember something written by Belcher about her tent that may
call this in to question. A Dr. has never taken a leak on me that I know
of. I did have a tent once.....
To Walk In The Wilderness Is Freedom
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