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[at-l] Fwd: Apology to People's Republic of China



Spiriteagle, Nice , Semper Fi
Indian
> President Zemin,
>
> The United States of America apologizes to the People's Republic of
> China for allowing our reconnaissance plane to be hit by your poorly
> trained, hot-dogging fighter pilot, while flying in international
airspace.
>
> We're sorry we have to fly surveillance missions to monitor a country
> that has nuclear missiles pointed at us.
>
> We're sorry your pilot didn't follow international standards of fighter
> intercept protocol.
>
> We're sorry his aircraft recognition skills were so poor he didn't
> realize the EP-3 aircraft was propeller driven and flew his aircraft
> through its propeller arc, destroying his aircraft and nearly killing 24
> American crewmen.
>
> We're sorry your fighter pilot's survival training and equipment was so
> inadequate that he couldn't survive until your poorly trained and
> equipped navy could find him.
>
> We're sorry you violated international law and arrested the crewmen of
> an aircraft that legally diverted into your airfield under emergency
> conditions, caused by your pilot's actions.
>
> We're sorry you violated international law and boarded a state
> aircraft.
>
> We're sorry the world is now seeing your leaders as the xenophobic,
> clueless thugs that they really are.
>
> We're sorry you are losing so much face over this.
>
> We're sorry that you were able to steal missile and nuclear secrets
> from us, thereby requiring us to continue to monitor your eccentric and
> unpredictable military.
>
> We're sorry you haven't learned from the Soviet Union's collapse and
> that you've failed to embrace democracy, freedom and peaceful co-existence
> with your neighbors.
>
> We're sorry for the future Chinese military deaths that will occur when
> we retaliate for your roguish behavior.
>
> And most of all, we're sorry for the Chinese people who suffer its
> leaders' foolishness and incompetence.
>
>
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