as like a scientist specializing in, say, wings, i can attest that wings do in fact emit what can only be called "burps" IN certain situations: know- ing the time of day, i mean month, wing denomination (?) and mental state of the OWNER of the wings, there's a small chance it can be plotted on some kinda chart or something. oh, kelly, you meant BURPS with WINGS. i dont get nothin right.........