[at-l] For the New Englanders on the list only -- Other please delete

[David Hicks" <daveh@usit.net (David Hicks)]

           60 F   Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
           New Englanders sunbathe.


           50 F   New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.   New
           Englanders plant gardens.


           40 F   Italian cars won't start.  New Englanders drive
           with the windows down.


           32 F   Distilled water freezes.  Lake Winnapesaukee
           cools off.


           20 F   Californians shiver uncontrollably.  New
           Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold.


           15 F   New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
           New Englanders throw on a sweater.


           0 F   Californians fly away to Mexico.  New Englanders
           take in the flag.


           -20 F   People in Miami cease to exist.  New
           Englanders get out their winter coats.


           -40 F   Hollywood disintegrates.  New England Girl
           Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.


           -60 F   Penguins begin to evacuate Antarctica.  New
           England Boy Scouts have "Winter Survival" classes.


           -80 F   Mount St. Helen's freezes.  New Englanders
           rent some videos and stay home for the day.


           -100 F   Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.  New
           Englanders get frustrated because they can't thaw
           the keg.


           -297 F   Microbial life survives on dairy products.
           New England cows complain of farmers with cold hands.


           -460 F   Atomic motion stops.  New Englanders start
           asking:  "Cold 'nuff foa ya?"


           -500 F   Hell freezes over.  The Red Sox win the World
           Series.

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