Re: [at-l] Hey...

[Felix <AThiker@smithville.net>]

"Orens (Jaime Pando)" wrote:

> Eat a pound or so, wait for 24 hours, by then you will know if it was bad or
> not.

This reminded me of something that was said a long thyme ago:

Subject:             Re: [at-l] Some great things about PA
       Date:             Wed, 04 Feb 1998 07:50:41 -0800
      From:             Felix <AThiker@smithville.net>
        To:             AT-list <at-l@saffron.hack.net>
 References:
            1 , 2 , 3 , 4

kahley7 wrote:
>
> Robert L Dudley wrote:
>
> > Felix does not live in PA.
>
> This reminds me of another great thing.  Although Felix doesn't live here he
has
been
> in the state at least two times...without being tossed
> in the hoosgow.  This proves that the Pa authorities have an inordinate
> amount of patience and understanding ;~!

I spent the summer of '71 in Summit Station. Welding big, ol' dumptruck
trailers. And, though I don't know what a 'hoosgow' is, I did spend a bit
of time in an incarceratory situation there once. I drank a case of
Yuerlings (sp) and was feeling good. "Hey, FElix, I'll bet you can't eat
a pound of bacon."  Eat I did. I was eating bacon right out of the
skillet, still fryin', with no hands. Well, when the paramedics toted me
away for some skin grafts, they didn't bother to pay for the bacon. Next
thing I know, I'm waking up in a jail cell, looking through a little slit
in some gauze. I was only in jail for about 4 months (counting court
days, etc), so that ain't no big thing...(Plus, the plastic surgeon made
me look like Bruce Willis.)

Worst thing was, nobody fed the monkeys...







--
Felix J. McGillicuddy
ME-->GA '98
"Your Move"
http://Felixhikes.tripod.com/




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