[at-l] Joke--Little Mary at Sunday School

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This is a little risqué but cute!!!
Subject: Fw: FW: Joke--Little Mary at Sunday School


Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who 
created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair 
behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty !" shouted Mary and the teacher
said,
"Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary,
"Who
is our Lord and
Savior," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said,
"Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny Jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Teacher fainted.
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