Re: [at-l] The Rules - was: Re: The 14 Great Secrets of Maledom

[Gary Ticknor <garyticknor@starpower.net>]

Jim, Jim, Jim - Things are MUCH worse than you are stating them here. You
are SUCH an optimist. Too much Takoma Park air, no doubt. Get 'im, Ginny!

- Gary from Fairfax

Jim Owen wrote:

> There's no secret about The Rules - but there's "Hell to Pay" when the
> males forget them.
>
> 1.  The female always makes the rules.
> 2.  The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
> notification.
> 3.  No male can possibly know all the rules.
> 4.  If the female suspects the male knows all the rules,
>         she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
> 5.  The female is never wrong.
> 6.  If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding
>         which was a direct result of something the male did
>         or said wrong.
> 7.  If "rule 6" applies, the male must apologize immediately
>         for causing the misunderstanding.
> 8.  The female may change her mind at any time.
> 9.  The male must never change his mind without the express
>         written consent of the female.
> 10.  The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
> 11.  The male must remain calm at all times unless the female
>         wants him to be angry or upset.
> 12.  The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know
>         whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
> 13.  The male is expected to read the female's mind at all times.
> 14.  If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
> 15.  The female is ready when she is ready.
> 16.  The male must be ready at all times.

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