[at-l] Temperature Conversion Chart (humor)

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New England Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above
New Yorkers start to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

40 above
Italian cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.

30 above
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
People in New England throw on a sweatshirt

20 above
New York landlords turn up the heat again.
People in New England have another cook-out before it gets cold.

*10 above
People in Miami cease to exist..
New Englanders lick the flagpole.

*0
Californians fly to Mexico.
People in New England get out their winter coats.


20 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in New England begin selling cookies door to door.

30 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
New England Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

40 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in New England rent some videos.

50 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Cows in New England complain of farmers with cold hands.

75 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in New England say...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

100 below
Hell freezes over.
The New England Patriots win the Super Bowl.

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